Greetings, humans.
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You should all follow my blog cause it's hilarious, just like your face.
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realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
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ellendegeneres
ellendegeneres
Amanda Seyfried is on the show today! Did you know she was on the cover of some books when she was younger? Coincidentally, so was Ellen.
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
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keep your friends close, but the people with a pool at their house closer
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meereeneseknot
meereeneseknot
“I’ve just never really been into porn…I mean, the idea of people getting paid to have sex, it’s just awful. It’s never ever turned me on.”
